Please, Kill Me

I always have some news show on at the office. So, consequently, I always have the TV on and am bombarded by commercials (something I miss at home since I don't have cable, nor do I have any reception). Anyway, there was just some Jenny Craig ad on with Kirstie Alley (who at one point was attractive; anyone remember Star Trek II?) jumping up an down, waves of fat rippling beneath her volumous clothing. holy crap, but she's a heifer. You know, the last thing I need to see while slaving away for the man is some cow jiggling on the tube. The GOP Baby has a nice rant against a similar phenomenon (fat chicks being somehow worth emulating), the new Dove ads. Bleck! Get thee to a gym, pronto. Fat is not attractive (nor are stick figures, male or female, but that is another issue).

Anyway, this insensitive, anti-fat people rant was brought to you by rising caffeine levels and a general disgust at the blobiness of my fellow Americans.